OFF THE CLOCK HOLIDAY SHOW

Burlesque • Aerial • Drag • Variety • Comedy • Cocktails 

Clock out of the workweek and step into Off The Clock – where the only thing on your agenda is carefree fun!

Leave real life behind and let loose with 90 minutes of sizzling entertainment. Off The Clock brings you world-class performances, from burlesque and aerial acts to drag and variety, all wrapped up in a show that’s never the same twice. Hosted by one of The Clocktower’s cheeky emcees, it’s time to forget the grind and embrace the tease.

FRIDAY: DECEMBER 6  

A CHRISTMAS CAROL BURLESQUE REVUE

Presented by Dee Dee Derriere"

Marley was dead: to begin with." But the Clocktower Clockettes are ready to bring an old Christmas classic back to life!

The well-known tale of Mr. Scrooge is told with a burlesque flair! See all your favorite characters from Charles Dickens's classic, A Christmas Carol, with a modern twist! This old holiday favorite is sure to entertain you in a new way with burlesque, aerial, circus, and more!  

"And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless us, Every one!"

Fridays, December 13 & 20

Saturdays, December 14 & 21
Sundays, December 15 & 22

THE KING PENNY RADIO SHOW SOLSTICE SPECTACULAR!

One Night Only!

Join Denver's hit 1940's Improvised Radio Show for a Solstice Spectacular unlike any other! Travel back in time as "The King Penny Players" bring a golden-era radio show to life before your every eyes, based entirely on audience suggestions! Complete with old-timey mics, a Foley Artist and a world class pianist; you won't want to miss this ring-a-ding of show! 

This vintage variety show will also feature some very exciting special guests, serving up a healthy dose of entertainment sure to knock your socks off and get your jitterbugs jitterbuggin'...details and further information coming soon! 

Brought to you by King Penny, Home of Soft Goods Hard Goods Whole Goods and everything Good in-between. King Penny- Where you don't have to be a monarch, to shop like royalty. 

Thursday, December 19

BUBBLES

A TOP POPPING BURLESQUE REVUE
PRESENTED BY INDY FIRE

Congratulations you survived another marathon of the Holiday onslaught. You deserve to Pop a Bottle of Bubbly and Quench your thirst as we celebrate the wrap up of another year, with a Top Poppin’ Spectacular of Denver’s Best Burlesque, Aerial, & Variety-tease. 

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 27 and SUNDAY, DECEMBER 29

WHISKEY SOAKED

ARIELLA MAY DEWITT PRESENTS BURLESQUE
BACKED BY A LIVE BLUES BAND

"Whiskey Soaked" is a burlesque tribute to the blues. It's deep, husky voices and the sultry feel of a perfectly aged spirit. It's the tingle on your tongue and the sweet burn in your throat, as it warms you from the inside. Featuring live music, sexy burlesque and stunning aerial artists, this unique display of all things "Whiskey Soaked" is guaranteed to satisfy every taste. 

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 28

NEW YEAR’S EVE BURLESQUE BASH

Ring in the New Year with Burlesque at The Clocktower!

Join the Clocktower Cabaret for a dazzling New Year's Eve Burlesque Bash! Our all-star lineup of Clocktower Clockette performers will take the stage with a mix of classic and modern burlesque, guaranteed to leave you breathless with laughter and excitement.

Get ready for a night of sassy, classy entertainment that reaches new heights (it's Denver, after all!). As the clock strikes midnight, raise a toast and enjoy the dazzling fireworks show lighting up the 16th Street Mall right outside our doors.

This is the perfect way to celebrate the end of one year and the start of another! Don't miss out - reserve your spot today!

Tuesday, December 31st

DRAG DECADES

Come down the rabbit hole and board the Drag Queen time machine with Shirley Delta Blow!

Captain Shirley Delta Blow will take you on a wild romp through history with queer highlights at each stop. You'll meet some pioneers and have a few laughs along the way. Time travel has never been so glamorous. 

Don we now our gay apparel!

FIRST FRIDAYS: January 3

UNLEASHED

Bold, Sexy, Powerful Aerial + Burlesque Show presented by Denver Dance
Unleash your inhibitions and inner wild! Denver Dance presents UNLEASHED: a night of BOLD aerial acrobatics & SEXY burlesque in one POWERFUL show!

See us soar on lyra, silks & more with a taste of Clocktower's world-class burlesque! 

SATURDAYS IN JANUARY: 4, 11, 18 & 25

CLOCKTOWER FOLLIES

The Clocktower Follies Burlesque & Variety Revue
Get ready for an evenig of sexy allure and modern audacity! We're talking show-stopping burlesque acts, unforgettable aerialists, comedy, and variety acts, and cocktails stiffer than a crisp ironed suit.
Thursdays in January: 9. 16. 23 and 30

TOPS OFF TO BROADWAY

A BURLESQUE MUSICAL COMEDY

“Come on along and listen to the lullaby of Broadway!” Tops Off To Broadway transforms your favorite show tunes into a dazzling burlesque spectacle. With a little tease and a lot of sparkle, we’ll take you from “defying gravity” to “feelin’ groovy” in a series of bold and seductive performances!

This tribute reimagines iconic musical numbers with glamorous costumes and playful twists. Each act is full of surprises and sure to leave you humming, “There’s no business like show business!”
Join us for a sultry celebration of musical theatre’s greatest hits!

FRIDAYS IN JANUARY: 10, 24 & 31

DARE TO BE SEXY: WEIRD AL BURLESQUE

Matzo McBallz Presents A "Weird Al" Burlesque Tribute

Join the Clockettes as they pay tribute to one of the most accomplished and beloved musical satirists of the past century! 

“Dare to Be Sexy” will pay homage to “Weird Al" Yankovich and all phases of his career, from his skewering of ‘80s icons to his recent takes on 2010s pop anthems to his own original compositions. 

Burlesque, comedy, live music and more will all be in the mix in this one-of-a-kind show that will dare us all to be stupid … and sexy!

SUNDAYS, JANUARY 12 and 19

8th ANNUAL DDAM FUNDRAISER DRAG SHOW

The Dorian DeLong Arts & Music Scholarship

We are excited to welcome all to a fun-filled night that you won’t want to miss! All proceeds will go toward supporting the Dorian De Long Arts & Music Scholarship Foundation, a local nonprofit dedicated to helping students continue an education in the arts. With six current scholars, we are looking to add even more students to the DDAM family in the near future so every penny helps! 

Friday, January 17th

CUPID’S DELIGHT VALENTINE BURLESQUE

The Clocktower Cabaret Presents A Valentine Burlesque, Variety & Comedy Show

We're celebrating love in all its forms with a very special burlesque & comedy show this Valentine's weekend! Whether you love love or hate it, our celebrated cast of Clockettes will set even the coldest hearts aflame with burlesque and aerial acts, live singing, and comedy. 

Friday, February 14th: 7pm and 10pm

DRAG QUEEN BINGO

THE RMMSC MSYPN Presents: Drag Queen Bingo Fundraiser

Join the Rocky Mountain MS Center’s Multiple Sclerosis Young Professionals Network (MSYPN) on Friday, February 21st for a rollicking night of hilarious Drag Queen Bingo. Dress up in sparkles, grab your boa, and get ready to have some fun while supporting a great cause!

TWO SHOWS!

1st Show: Doors open at 5:30pm, Bingo starts at 6pm

2nd Show: Doors open at 8:30pm, Bingo starts at 9pm

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 21

AN EVENING WITH PATRICK HINDS

LAUGHS, DRINKS, & DRAMA

Come for the show, stay for the party! Patrick Hinds (co-host of the podcasts True Crime Obsessed and Golden Girls Deep Dive Podcast) is bringing his one-of-a-kind storytelling event back across the country. 

This time he’s mashing up a hilariously disastrous evening he spent with Golden Girls ICON Bea Arthur (he loved her, she hated him) with the unexpected arrival of his newborn daughter. When the show is over (about 50 minutes), Patrick will meet you at the venue bar for cocktails, pictures, and laughs. 

As a special treat, Bea Arthur impersonator Jason B. Schmidt appears via video as Bea from beyond the grave. She’s drunk and in no mood. You really don’t want to miss this.

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 25th